I'm sweet on you!"
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
Olive. Olive who?
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.
Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Do you have a date for valentines day?
Yes, February 14th
You wanna hear a joke?
Valentine’s Day Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive on Valentines Day by 90 percent.... Wedding cake.